What size was the naked Ugg boot ram-raider?
The BBC has footage of a drunkard ram-raiding a West Midlands supermarket, only to get out and steal cigarettes whilst wearing nothing but a sheet and his girlfriend’s Ugg boots.
I’m intrigued. Nine times out of ten, men’s feet tend to be somewhat larger thatn those of their girlfriends. So, did David Ball’s girlfriend have particularly large boots, or were his own feet on the small side?
One thing I am sure of: we’d have known for sure if his sheet had slipped.
Published on 16th May, 2008
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