Morris Men wouldn’t clone your debit card
It’s easy to knock Morris Dancing; and, to be sure, most city types simply think it’s convenient when lepers supply their own bells.
But I have to say, I’ve always enjoyed watching them dance. I’ve no idea why. And I’ve no idea why I really enjoyed these guys doing their stuff at the Tendring Hundred Show. But I did.
Maybe it’s because one can’t imagine a Morris Man being the sort of person who would clone your debit card and withdraw your money from cashpoints in the Philippines. Whoever did that with my card this weekend deserves to be beaten soundly with willow sticks.
Published on 14th July, 2008
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