“I swear to God I heard someone moaning low.”

The new London Mayoral Candidates Booklet is full of hidden messages. Here’s the second in the series.

Ken Livingstone: “I might fancy newts, swig whisky during the working day, have told a Jewish reporter he’s behaving like a concentration camp guard, accuse Brian Coleman of behaving like Goebbels, insist that Ariel Sharon was a war criminal, be embroiled in allegations about Lee Jasper’s alleged mismanagement of funds and dismiss media coverage of 27 teenage murders in a year with the phrase “if it bleeds, it leads”; BUT, if anyone realises that I belong to the same party as Gordon Brown, I’m completely f*cked“.