Glamourpuss seems to be rather chuffed with some French pop music I posted to her, and she’s particularly enjoying a song by Jacques Brel.

She’s also hinting that any reader who buys her a £95 pair of Damaris knickers might get a photo of her wearing them. Sounds a bargain, but I’ll leave that to richer and less married folk than me.

Still, as the Brel song above will remind you - we rarely buy presents hastily, but there’s always a danger we’ll give them away far too quickly.