Posted on 8:10 pm, 16th April 2008 by Ben. | Posted in Politics

The new London Mayoral Candidates Booklet is full of hidden messages. Here’s the first in the series.

Richard Barnbrook (BNP): “Vote for me. Tall bigots are better than short bigots. At least I don’t have to get photographed whilst standing on a box of bananas. Just look at that bloke in the dark suit - he’d never have got his elbows in the picture if he hadn’t been standing on a box of Doles. Even so, we believe white people shouldn’t be on the Doles. Oh feck, it’s my party leader Nick Griffin… Why does no-one else in this booklet have to stand next to their party leader? He couldn’t be more disastrous if he appeared in a dirty film. Oh. Erm. Did I ever mention I used to be a teacher?”

Tomorrow: The Christian Choice explains why shed loads of money and a younger wife will help Londoners pass through the eye of the needle.


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Venichka on 16 April, 2008 at 8:41 pm #
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Is he taller than Silvio Berlusconi?

(Which of the two has dodgier extremist bigot mates? Discuss.)

“Remember the way London used to be? Clean, friendly and safe?”

Ah, bless.

Although I strongly suspect that that address given in Arden Crescent, Dagenham, is an ex-council house that the BNP’s usage of is depriving a native born indigenous white working-class person of these islands a home.
Although, the way the Becontree estate being arranged as it is, I suppose it could be one of the former LCC housing offices actually built into the blocks.

I take it that spelling “commonsense” as one word is a coded way to indicate that you’re a racist scumbag


bill on 16 April, 2008 at 9:41 pm #
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I also like the line from the young BNP voter. “I’m voting BNP because I’m Irish”. Something wrong there, surely?


Jim on 17 April, 2008 at 4:32 am #
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Bill: “I also like the line from the young BNP voter. “I’m voting BNP because I’m Irish”. Something wrong there, surely?”

Nothing wrong there, unless you’ve only been reading misrepresentations of BNP policies. Clearly you have.


August on 17 April, 2008 at 6:41 am #
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Christ I thought this was a joke, until I clicked the link.

In all fairness, the BNP is a hell of lot nicer than the NPD. At least the “non-natives” are called immigrants and not Zionist pigs and filthy Arabs.

August


Venichka on 17 April, 2008 at 6:43 am #
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Yes, that’s been edited for political correctness (doubtlessly by one of the PC Minions in Ken Livingstone’s employ). The wee colleen’s actual words were

““I’m voting BNP because I’m a West Brit”.


Glamourpuss on 17 April, 2008 at 11:20 am #
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Do you think you have to sit a test to measure your lack of self-awareness before you can stand as a candidate?

I’m beginning to think you must.

Puss


bill on 17 April, 2008 at 1:25 pm #
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Indeed, Venichka. Though you’ll notice they also use the namby pamby phrase ‘indigenous peoples of these islands’ rather than the historically correct, though distressing to petty nationalists, British Isles.


Dominic on 17 April, 2008 at 2:51 pm #
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Hmm, I wonder who they regard as the “truly indigenous” population of Ulster. Quite a bit of to-ing and fro-ing there over the centuries, in a multiplicity of directions.


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