I am pretty sure the only pleasure in being a judge is making comments like that…

So can we expect Britney, Li-Lo et al to soon appear before courts for their knickerlessness?

Puss

If you outrage public decency in Nottingham, then you really have hit rock bottom.

I can’t help but note, however, that he was banned from “appearing anywhere in the UK dressed in a way that is likely to cause distress or outrage”.

Can we apply this to Elton John. Please.

A nine-month sentence seems a tad hefty. After all, it was the wind’s fault.

August

I’m far more distressed and outraged by the guy screaming about the Bible outside Somerfields. I think that Paul sounds quite charming. (Mind you we haven’t seen what he looks like…)