Posted on 3:11 pm, 2nd January 2008 by Ben. | Posted in Lincolnshire

No callers after 10pm. Now feck off.“I suppose I’d better write a New Year blog post.”

“No, no. You sit there. I’ll do it.”

“No, really, I’ll do it myself. It’ll only take five minutes.”

“Don’t be so silly. You relax. You’re supposed to be on holiday. I’ll do it.”

“No.”

“It’s no trouble. I was just about to do a blog post for everyone, anyway.”

“That’s really nice of you, but really - I’d much rather do my own. I can do yours as well if you like.”

“No, no. Don’t worry about mine. You do yours. I’ll do mine some other time.”

“Really. It’s no trouble. I can dash yours off at the same time.”

“No no. You’re supposed to be relaxing. You do yours. Mine can wait.”

“Okay I will… Bugger. It’s gone 10 p.m.”

“Oh well. You relax. After all, you’re on holiday. Why don’t you do it tomorrow?”


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Dominic Harvey on 3 January, 2008 at 5:28 am #
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You guys must be English. What I get is more like: “You had time to write your blog but you didn’t have time to do what I asked you goddamnsonofabitch?” To each his own, I suppose. (Is is okay to say ‘goddamnsonofabitch’ in your comments? If not, please forgive and delete me.)
Happy New Year - I hope 2008 is full of Scorn and Noise.


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