You can’t touch this
Spotted here. I suppose the 1990s version would be a knit your own Tupac bodybag, but I’m so phenomenally out of date I couldn’t guess what the pattern for the 2000s would be.
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Believe it or not, these trousers are in this season. I saw them in the fashion pages, and I saw a girl wearing them in Hoxton, so it must be true…
Comment by Annie — 7th October, 2008 @ 6:59 am
Yeah, given that flannelette shirts appear to be back in already after their mid-1990s resurgence, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Hammer pants again.
Comment by Lauren — 7th October, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
Hmmm, the Noughties equivalent would probably be macrame your own booty shorts.
Puss
Comment by Glamourpuss — 9th October, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
Hi Quinkie
I’m reasonably certain I saw a crochet pattern for an iPhone in a magazine recently.
xxx
Pants
Comment by Pants — 12th October, 2008 @ 8:46 am
You may well have a whole closet full of elegantly dressed Wednesdays patiently awaiting their turn to step out and be featured on your blog. Or you may not.
If it is the latter, I’d like to take the liberty of drawing your attention to the following elegantly dressed He-Man. I came across the website by chance and now I can’t get this image out of my mind.
Comment by apron strings — 17th October, 2008 @ 4:21 am