Pillar of the Community
And I thought I was just a feckless eejit.
Not so. ITV says I’m a Pillar of the Community. Look. Twice.
Just as well they didn’t see me in the Cat & Mutton last night. I was an unashamed disgrace. Best time I’d had for ages.
Anyway, that’s quite enough autofellatio. It’s Elegantly Dressed Wednesday after all, and here’s a stylish pic of Alexander Trocchi, the thinking Glaswegian’s favourite skag-addled writer.
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Nice!
Comment by annie — 30th July, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
Hmm….. and there I was, just saying the other day, joining a general chorus of public opinion, just how widely regarded, and highly admired, not just in the UK, but across the entire glob…universe, is ITV’s news service.
Ah, today ITV News online, tomorrow….the Camden New Journal?
Well done, mind.
Comment by Venichka — 30th July, 2008 @ 8:41 pm
Better than being insulted by those NIMBY’s anyway…
Autofellatio? You must be super flexible - what’s your secret?
Puss
Comment by Glamourpuss — 31st July, 2008 @ 11:06 am
One could not invent such a story fer chrissakes.
“the 5th volume of a fake autobiog” ? (and ALL the rest)
… although any friend of Terry Southern will do for me.
Comment by dysthymiac — 31st July, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
You’re all right - some things are very hard to swallow.
Comment by Ben — 31st July, 2008 @ 7:28 pm