Morris Men wouldn’t clone your debit card
It’s easy to knock Morris Dancing; and, to be sure, most city types simply think it’s convenient when lepers supply their own bells.
But I have to say, I’ve always enjoyed watching them dance. I’ve no idea why. And I’ve no idea why I really enjoyed these guys doing their stuff at the Tendring Hundred Show. But I did.
Maybe it’s because one can’t imagine a Morris Man being the sort of person who would clone your debit card and withdraw your money from cashpoints in the Philippines. Whoever did that with my card this weekend deserves to be beaten soundly with willow sticks.
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Well, at least you have photographic evidence you weren’t in the Phillipines this weekend…
Cold comfort, I’m sure. Time for a glass of scrumpy.
Puss
Comment by Glamourpuss — 14th July, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
Oh dear, that sounds awful.Any idea how that happened?
Comment by Toni — 14th July, 2008 @ 9:09 pm
I wouldn’t ridicule a Morris Man - there’s six of them and they have big sticks.
A pox on the card cloners.
Comment by Dysthymiac — 15th July, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
Hi Quinkie
My worst fear - being cloned - not Morris men, although I can’t imagine why either would bother. I hope you got your money back.
xxx
Pants
Comment by Pants — 22nd July, 2008 @ 1:12 pm