What size was the naked Ugg boot ram-raider?
The BBC has footage of a drunkard ram-raiding a West Midlands supermarket, only to get out and steal cigarettes whilst wearing nothing but a sheet and his girlfriend’s Ugg boots.
I’m intrigued. Nine times out of ten, men’s feet tend to be somewhat larger thatn those of their girlfriends. So, did David Ball’s girlfriend have particularly large boots, or were his own feet on the small side?
One thing I am sure of: we’d have known for sure if his sheet had slipped.
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Cankles are so unattractive.
Puss
Comment by Glamourpuss — 16th May, 2008 @ 9:39 pm
Puss, you’ve given me a new word. And I used to think it was a Lincolnshire phenomenon. It seems not.
Happily, my Achilles tendons are clearly identifiable - no cankles in this house for a good while at least.
Comment by Ben — 16th May, 2008 @ 9:47 pm
It’s amazing what people can do when they really set their mind to something.
Comment by Dominic Harvey — 19th May, 2008 @ 11:37 am